bugkiss:

david karp sold tumblr to yahoo for a large sum of money so he could then spend that money on getting every copy of this picture deleted from the internet forever


hannahbeezy:

If I like you and I’m comfortable around you, I’m going to get weird.

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fedoraampora:

if i ever have to write a history paper on hitler i am going to somehow include these two pictures

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gothlolita:

im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names

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awkwardvagina:

one time my friend asked me to make a playlist for a road trip because their car radio didnt work so i made one that consisted of 14 different versions of party in the usa and long story short im not trusted with bringing music anymore

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nannajane:

in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me

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ianthe:

preferred mode of travel tbh


yugoslavic:

i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog 

(via earthnation)


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drunktrophywife:

i wish I knew what made each and every person happy so I could do it

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tardisity:

The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.

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positivemilk:

But mom how am I suppose to buy drugs with a gift card

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secretlymisha:

as far as i can tell from my dash there’s some sort of gay musical olympics going on that only europe was invited to

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