1. Don’t try to piss quietly. Nobody in a public restroom thinks you’re knitting in your stall. They came to piss, just like you. And if you have to take a dump, do it. Get over your fear of public toilets. It’ll make life a lot easier.
2. Masturbate. Masturbate a lot. Talk about it with your friends. You’ve got the right to make yourself feel good and brag about it just like all the boys with extra large kleenex packages on their desks.
3. If you want the large fries, get the large fries. Hunger and appetite are nothing to be ashamed of, just human. Don’t ever feel guilty for eating in front of others. You need to nourish your body to stay alive. We all do.
4. Laugh as loud as you have to, no matter if you snort or gasp or literally scream.
5. Fart when you have to.
6. Always remember you weren’t born to visually please others. Forget the phrase “what if they think it’s ugly”. If you think it’s lovely, it is lovely. You wanna wear it, wear it!
7. Speak your mind! You can learn to do so without insulting others or shoving your opinion down other people’s throats."
— Seven Simple Ways To Free Yourself, from girl to girl (via notcapableoflove)
i like to tell people when i need to go pee
what a beautiful day to not be in high school
straight boys dress like randomised sims
ah yes your average straight boy
It hurts. Hearing a cute voice say such foul things. It makes me sad.. If you want make to me sad be a girl and swear..
shut the fuck up
if a guy buys you a bunch of drinks and then expects you to have sex with him you can just give him back the drinks by puking into his lap
I hate when people ask you “do you drink?”
like of course i drink, i have water like every day and when i wanna loosen up a lil bit ill have a juice box
As I sat there
watching my best friend
kiss the boy I love,
I learned that
we should not expect people
to put our happiness above
Because no matter how much"
anybody says they care about you,
They have the right to care about themselves,
I hate how a majority believe that when a girl’s silent she’s
she’s just picturing porn in her head
mom what THE FUCK do you mean youre not a virgin